SEO Contests - Do they SUCK or What?

Thread Title:
what would you like from a seo contest?
Thread Description:

Really, if I see this damn thread posted anywhere else im going to have to bite my own leg off just to stop from going crazy...
I've been meaning to post about this all week but just never got round to it, now one of the little devils just appeared on my favorite haunt: SEW arrrrgh!

Apart from the irritation factor of hard'core cross-forum posting i just cant see a single thing that would appeal about an 'seo content'. I mean, how many 12yr olds do SEO?

er... prolly quite a few eh? - Sheesh, i hate these damn things. SEO contest? SEO contest my arse...