Forum Drivebys

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Thread Title:
Mr. Heil tries to be Sweet
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Mr. Heil's opinions related to Spam are, well, real well known. While his forum gets spammed, he politely, welcomes the new spammer with a nice little wave.

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In case you want to know

This is pretty amazing =)

INSTRUCTIONS

1. Go to www.paypal.com and open an account. (If you do this before the last september you

will be payed by Paypal with five dollar as a introduction bonus so this effort will not cost

you anything.) Forward a payment of totally 5 dollar through your new PayPal account, 1 dollar

each to the five peoples mailaddress listed in the bottom of this page. Select "Service" as

payment type. In the Subject field you should write "Mailing list" and in the Note field write

the following phrase, "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST" and include your name and

emailaddress. What you are doing is requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it!

2. Now take the #1 name off the list that you see at the bottom, move the other names up (5

becomes 4, 4 becomes 3, etc...) and add YOUR name as number 5 on the list.

3. COPY this letter. You do not have to type it 200 times. Simply place your cursor at the top

of the page, hold it and drag it all the way down to the end of the letter. Then click on

"edit" and select "copy". Now open up a notepad file on your computer and put the cursor at

the top of the page in the notepad, click on 'edit' and then select 'paste' it will copy the

letter for you onto your computer.
Remove the name next to the #1 on the list (the list at the bottom of the message) and move

the rest of the names up one position (#2 becomes #1, #3 becomes #2, etc.....) Then place your

name and your mailaddress (which is your payment address at payPal) in the #5 position. Then

save it, make sure it is saved as a .txt file.

4. When you have completed the instructions, type the address of one of these search engines.

www.google.com
www.yahoo.com
www.altavista.com
www.askjeeves.com
www.Altavista.com
www.Fathead.com
www.TotalSEEk.com
www.Dmoz.com
www.SearchPort.com
www.Jayde.com
www.HotBot.com
www.ICQ IT!.com
www.WorldLight.com
www.Dogpile.com

In the search box, type "message forums" or "discussion forums". A list of over 2 million

boards will come up. Go to each board name and right click on the mouse. Select 'copy'. Then

go to your "write mail" box, as if you were about to write a letter and elect 'paste'. Do that

until you have at least 200 locations. The more boards you find, the higher your income

potential will be. The search engine will give you a ton of message forums; don't just grab

the ones on the first page, dig deep and grab some from the middle and the back also, to help

make sure you're visiting places no one has been to already. When you've found your 200+

locations, "copy" all your locations, "paste" them in a word document or notepad, and "Save"
the file. Once you have the locations, visit each one, register, and post your letter. It's

that simple. How many hours at your current job would it take for you to make 6000 dollars ?

Post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste

from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject with "This is pretty amazing.......", THAT'S IT!

You're done with your first one, Congratulations. Some boards may be difficult to figure out

where to post.
If any board is too problematic for any reason, simply move on to the next board. Get some of

your favorite CDs to listen to while you do this also.
Keep a copy of this letter so you can use it a second time. Post it out again in six months,

but Post it with the addresses you receive with each dollar. It will work better the second

time. NOTE: This service is 100% legal - (Refer to title 18 section 1302 of the U.S. Postal

&lottery laws).
You can also call the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) to verify this. Hold on to every

letter and mailing list request you receive. They will be proof of your service.

HOW THIS WORKS
When you send out 200 Posts, it is estimated that at least 15 people will respond and send you

a $1.00 to be placed on your mailing list ($15.00).
Those 15 will Post 200 Posts each and 225 people send you $1.00 to be placed on your mailing

list ($225.00). Those 225 people Post 200 Posts each and 3,375 people send you $1.00 to be

placed on your mailing list ($3,375.00)
Those 3,375 post 200 posts each and 50,625 people send you $1.00 each
($50,625). Those 50,625 post 200 posts each and 759,375 people send you $1.00 ($759,375.00) At

this point your name drops off the list, but so far you have received $813,615.00. Plus, you

will continue to increase your income when you sell the mailing lists. Even if less then 15

people respond each time, you will still receive an income in the tens of thousands of

dollars. The reality is, even if you only made a few hundred dollars out of all this, that's

still an excellent return for such a miniscule investment.
Most people spend a lot more on lottery tickets and have nothing to show for it, and forget

about how much money is needed to play the market. Also, after posting this message on 100

mesage boards, it may get boring.
Stay focused on what you want and don't quit until you finish.

P.S.
This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants and

by their carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are of integrity,

the program will continue and the money that so many others have received will come your way.

When your money begins to come in, give the first 10% to charity with spirit and share a good

fortune!

ADDRESSES TO SEND YOUR PAYMENT OF 1 DOLLAR EACH TO (THROUGH YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT) AND THE

MAILING LIST REQUEST:

IF YOU OPEN A PAYPAL ACCOUNT BEFORE THE LAST SEPTEMBER PAYPAL WILL GIVE YOU FIVE DOLLAR AS A

BONUS SO THIS WILL NOT COST YOU ANYTHING!!!

1) Clark Olsen, Minnesota

2) Alex Oleary

3) Michael Carlone, florida

4) Mary Norris, Florida

5) Gabriel Rivera

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Which is pretty amazing!

Astonishing

hehe, killer ;-)

I'll leave this off the homepage if you dont mind sammyb, amusing though it is hehe!

On Drivebys

Far more insidious that than the standard forum driveby are those posts that look like (and maybe even are) helping in some way but are there soley for the purpose of dropping ones urls and promoting ones services.

Here's a classic example - it's very clever, and linda is the absolute queen of self promo - i cant help but like her for that :)

Wow that is pretty amazing =)

Wow that is pretty amazing =). I think i'll give it a whirl.

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