Smart Beer Mat. Orders your Refills

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Smart beer mat orders refills
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Now everyone has their own ideas of how technology should be used, and how the money we spend on education should be spent. Two German students at different universities have come up with a $100 beermat that orders the next beer for you when the glass empties.

The disc-shaped mat can be attached to a normal beer mat so that it still soaks up spilt liquid and displays an advertisement. But it also contains a pressure sensor and radio transmitter to alert bar staff of the need for a refill.

Rumour is that this was invented for Scotsmen who can now get through the whole night without offering to buy a round!


Hey! No Scots bashing!

Hey! No Scots bashing! :P

Those trips to the bar always wastes valuable drinking time. Fantastic invention. Other than the fact that most beer mats end up on the floor or in pieces by the end of the night.

Now if they could just

Now if they could just invent a comfortable way to dispose of wee whithout having to get out of your seat i'd be all set...

What's not comfortable about

What's not comfortable about that warm feeling?

Maybe this is the answer ?Easy Wee! or for the true dedicated beer drinker, this?

They do...

it's called a diaper (or adult phanny panties). Lets you relieve yourself without having to get up and also leaves a nice bulge in your pants to attract the ladies.

Jason beat me to it :p

Jason beat me to it :p


to attract the ladies

How long would the attraction last once a gal got close enough to discover the cause of that "nice bulge"!

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