Breaking News: Matt Cutts becomes a Rapper

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BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE ENGINEER MATT CUTTS BECOMES RAPPER, USES GOOGLE’S 20% RULE TO RECORD HIT SONG “IN DA PLEX”

Major news has hit the search engine industry today, which has all of the white-hat and black-hat geniuses buzzing about. Matt Cutts, one of Google’s top celebrity engineers has decided to quit dedicating his time posting on popular webmaster forum – WebmasterWorld.com to pursue his dreams of becoming a rapper.

The mean streets of the web are buzzing about this bold move and question whether Matt Cutts has what it takes. Cutts, who chose the intimidating rap name “MC Cutts” has recently leaked his first rap single titled “In Da Plex” on the Internet in anticipation of his album release.

Part of Google’s employee policy is to encourage creativity by giving their employees 20% of their time to any side project. Frustrated and bombarded by all the comments left on Cutts blog, Matt felt he could no longer stand the idiotic questions and felt he needed to do something out of the ordinary and shocking. This may explain why you haven’t seen him posting much lately.

Recorded in the Boston studio with two brilliant music producers shown in the picture above, we invite everyone to a World Premiere of MC Cutts speaking the truth in his soon to be multi-platinum record “In Da Plex”

Algorithm secrets have been leaked, and MC Cutts is ready for the takeover.

Listen to the full MP3 by visiting: http://www.eyesitesolutions.com/matt-cutts-seo-song/

Comments

nice

I think its fricking sweet

its fun... I think it is

its fun... I think it is link worthy

This is one of those better

This is one of those better examples of link bait.

Glorious :)

indeed a nice idea to

indeed a nice idea to promote a SEO services site ;)

This thing rulez :)

This thing rulez :)

He's Already Set with

his own fan base and entourage
The Cuttlets

Rapper?

Rappist more like.....

More like I have been fair

More like I have been fair use re-mixed. :) I loved it though. It's as close as I'll ever get to being musical. :)

Google Grillz

Now that you're a rapper, Matt, you'll need a nice new shiny set of Google mouth grillz.

Re: Google Grillz

Christmas gifts this year for affiliates who make G over $500K ?

LOL!

He he he, good work. Matt,

He he he, good work. Matt, you have a rhytm in your talk that actually helps here. I really like it. :-)

Musical

>it's as close as I'll ever get to being musical.

Heck you might win a spammy.

What's on the flip side?

Do they still make flip sides?

Abso-freaking-hilarious-LinkBait

As I sit here working on a site analysis on a Saturday night (sis, is under pressure) this was the best work break I could have asked for.

Should'a had chicks with their bums facing the camera... and someone in old school shell toed Addidas... that would'a been grimy

Hahahaha!

I had a weak moment, and my sponsor would not pick up the phone ...

I dugg it :P

Thanks for the love

Thanks for all the support guys. Part 2 Coming soon!

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