A perfect gift for your in-house wanker

eurotrash on Sat, 2005-11-19 08:39.

Bollocks

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For 34,500 yen you can get that lazy wanker, that you have always really liked, a little a Christmas present this year knowing full well that he will find a use for it.

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For frustrated fellas reticent to subject their genitalia to a rather severe looking synthetic squeeze, the appliance comes with other, slightly less alarming attachments. Removal of the ‘hand’ allowing for straightforward insertion, with the machine kindly taking care of all necessary movements.

If anyone needs my mailing address, please send a pm.

Thanks to digg.