Web Economy Bullshit Generator

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Cut out the middle man, generate your own bullshit and sound like a pro. Pass yourself off as a Google employee. Endless uses...

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Another gem

You can even automate flaming.

Great

In the scale (of) viral architectures, this one could almost transform intuitive solutions for the right niche.

Wonder if these guys used

Wonder if these guys used those tools.

Amazing

75% of those terms were in SEOBOOK.

Just kidding Aaron...

Have you lot got nothing better to do?

I'm far too busy envisioneering proactive action-items for this kind of thing.

huh? is funny :)

Pass yourself off as a

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Pass yourself off as a Google employee. Endless uses...

meant endless uselessness, right?

Sales tool

I think one of the sales guys I work with wrote the manual on this type of stuff!

Pissed my Pants.

Using the Bullshit Generator, we were able to replace our entire marketing staff. Thanks!
—Jay B.

unleash sexy metrics where

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unleash sexy metrics

where do I need to sign up with my credit card?

scary...

generate the bullshit then earch for it on google... it's frightening how much that stuff pops up IRL!

Hmm.

"It's fun to be incredibly intolerable."

It's a whole new take on public relations!

"It's fun to be incredibly intolerable."

Hey, now you're getting personal. That's MY line.

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